Best Funny Status Whatsapp.

Best Funny Status. 

Funny Status ko apne whatsapp, FB mei Use karke apne profile ko jayada majedar banye or jada se jada like batoriye. 

Funny Status hindi

Train me Do yatri.🚆🚆
Pahla - Whatsapp insan ko hamesa aage badata hai..
Dusra - Wo kyse????
Pahla - Muzay hi dekh lo, Do station piche utarna tha.
  Whatsapp ki jai ho.🤣🤣🤣🤣

🌍Duniya kaha se kaha pahuch gayi par...

Group ki halat abhi bhi wahi😒 hai.

Bhejne wale 8 or padne wale 60....🗾🗾🗾🌐


Best Quotes 

👉Pata nahi kaha nasib likhwate hai we log

Jinki setting whatsapp pe v ho jati hai....😆😆😆😆

⚛️Scientist chahe kitna v research kar le...

Lakin is baat ka pata nahi laga sakte ki..

Bharat mai log udas hone par,

Apni whatsapp DP Kyu hata dete hai.......🤔🤔🤔🤔

*👉👉Jo group members group me kuch bhejne ka yogdan nahi de sakte.

Wo kamse kam itna to jarur kare ki, Unki hosla buland karte rahe.

1.Taliyo se(👏).

2. Pasand se(👍)

3.Bahtarin se(👌)

4.Samman se(🙏)

5.Muskurakar(😊🙂)

6.Hanskar(🤣😆😂)

Kuch wakt to gujar jayegi group me.

Khamosi mai kuch nahi rakha hai.... 😷*


Whatsapp Quotes 

👏👏Wibhin sohoro ki patniya unse kyse ladti hai:-

Pilot’s wife :- jayada mat udho

Teacher’s wife :- muzay mat sikhao

Painter’s wife :- thobda rang dungi

Dhobi’s wife :- Dho dungi

Actor’s wife :- jayada mat udo

Dentist’s wife :- Battisi tod dungi

Marwadi’s wife :- Hishab nikal dungi

Engineer’s wife :- Sare purji dhila kar dungi

Architect’s wife :- Dhang se raho warna thobda ka design badal dungi

Sunar’s wife :- Ek jad dungi

Pandit’s wife :- Ghanti baja dungi

Musicians wife :- Dhol baja dungi

Driver’s wife :- Break laga dungi

Doctors wife :- Sahi illage kar dungi

Advocate ki wife :- Appna wakalat court tak hi simit rakho !!

And the Best one…..

Admin ki wife :- Group dlt kar dungi!! 😡 😜

👌English ke alawa hindi mei kuch shabd Silent hote hai.

Jayse ki agar Dhyan diya ho to....,
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😋Jab koi dukandar bhao karte samay kahta hai ki "aapko jada nahi lagayenge" To isme....

“Chuna” Silent shabd hota hai......😂😃😅

☺️Shaadi ke samay to ye kaha jata hai ki hamari larki to "gay hai gai"

Isme "Singhwali" shabd silent hoti hai..😚😚😚

🙂Bidai ke wakt dulhe ko kaha jata hai "khayal rakhna"

Tab ish shabd mei "aapna" silent rahta hai..🤩🤩🤩

😊Jab koi neta kahta hai-

"Garibi hatunga"

Tab "aapni" shabd silent hoti hai.😉😉😉

🦌🦌Jaruat se jayada bhagwan ko yaad mat karo kyuki.....

Bhagwan ne yaad kiya to???

lene ke dene pad jayenge...🥕🥕🥕

🍆🍆🍆Kaam aaisa karo ki

Log aapko dusre kaam ke liye bole hi nahi...🏖️


New Whatsapp Status 

🛴🛴🛴Aaj ke jamane mai saptsang usi sant ka badiya rahta hai

Jiske pandal mei garm pohe, samose, jalebi or aadrak wali chai mile.

Kiyu ki Gayan to online mil hi jati h..😂😂

😆😆Jis purush ne aaj ke samay mei Bb, nokri or smartphone

Ke bich mai tal mel baitha liya ho

Wo Purush nahi Mahapurush hota hai.😒😒

😆😆Aaj sabse badi kurbani wo hoti hai.....

Jab aap apni phone charge se nikal kar dusro ki phone charge mei lage de....😶😶

😮😮Aap kitne hi aache kaam kar le,

Lekin log unhe hi yaad karte hai...

Jo udhar le kar mara ho...🤐

🤗🤗🤗Aaj kal Mata-Pita ko do he chinta hai..

Pahla - Beta internet se kya download kar raha hai

Or

Dusra- Beti kya upload kar rahi hai..😍😍😍

😜😜😜Jangle mei charne gya bail, Party mai bitha purush or Bueaty parlor mai gai ladki....

Kabhi jaldi wapas nahi aate....😝😝

😣😣😣Jab aap kisi chij ko bade siddhat se pane ki khowais kare ya kosish karte hai to wah chij,

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Usi siddhat se kuch jayada he attitude dikhane lagti hai. 😂😂


Status 2020

😟😟Ek bewakhuf pati apni patni se

Kabhi chup chap bhi raha karo.....

Lekin aak Buddhiman pati apni patni se

Tumhara lab jab khamos rahta hai to, jada khubsurat lagti ho..😝😝

😞😞Aadmi apni ghar mei shirf do hi karono se khus rahta hai.

1. Jab bb "nai" ho to.

2. bb "nahi" ho to.🤯🤯

😬😬Whatsapp ke sabse bade fayde kya hai????

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Jab bahut sari ladkiya baath kar rahi hoti hai to ek bhi aawaj nahi aati.😵😵😵

😳Itna to bagula bhi machli pakadne ke liye choch nahi nikalta hoga.....

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Jitna

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Ladkiya aaj kal selfi lene ke liye hoth nikalti hai..🤒🤒🤒

😖Jiwan mei ek Sacha mitra hamesa rakho

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Jis din apne yahan karela or loki ki sabji bane,

Usdin uske waha jake khana kha sako...
😰😰😰
Instagram status 

😩😩Ajay- Aapke bete ki to shadi tay to gai thi, Phir tuti kyse???

Vijay-Kya bataye, ladka to engineer hai lekin facebook pe daal rakha tha. " Mai bhi cokidar"...
🤯🤯

😟😟😟Jab baccha jamni par gir kar rone lage to Family ka reaction.....

Others Country - Baby don't cry bol ke chocolate pakda dete hai.

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India mei- Jamin ko 2 baar marte huye. Maar diya जमीन  ko aab chup ho jao..
😤😤😤

😟😟Garmi ka kahar shuru.....

Ek aurat akele kabristhan mei ek kabra ke upar baithi thi.

Ek rahagir waha se gujar raha tha...

Rahagir ne pucha dar nahi lgta??

Ladki- Isme darne ki kya baat hai,

Aandar garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa kar baith gayi.....

Rahagir aavi bhi behos hai....🤕🤕

😷😷Pati - Patni ke bich kisi prakar ka zagda ho gya.....

Patni- Aab mei 10 tak ginungi......... Apne kuch nahi kaha to........ Jahar pi lungi.....

Patni- 1

Pati - Chup

Patni- 2

Pati- Chup

Patni- 3

Pati - Chup

Ab patni fut fut ke rone lagi....

Pati- Ginti gin ginti....

Patni- Acha hua aap bole mei to jahar pine hi wali thi.......

Pati ko aaj bhi is baat ka pachtawa hai...😷😷

Best Funny Status 

👺Ladka - Mai tum se shadi nahi kar sakta.....

Ladki - Par kyu???

Ladka - Ghar wale mana kar rahe hai...

Ladki - Kon - kon ghar par.???

Ladka- 2 bacche or 1 BB....👾

🤖Jo dhup mei bhi na sukhe use pasina kahte hai.....

Jo ladki aadhar card mei bhi sundar dikhe use

Hasina kahte hai...

Mask lagane ke bad

aisi feelings aati hai jaise…🤮🤮🤮

🤮🤮China ka ek TikTok to

Tumse uninstall hota nahi,

Or baat karte ho

China ka boycott karne ki..🤢🤢

😵😵Pradhanmantri ne kaha tha na sabko rojgar milega.......

Sbko Docter bana diya. 😠😠

😠😠Mask pahan kar ghum rahe ho..

Mask ke fayde..

Aaj subha maine mask pahan kar chai pee

Chane ki bhi jarurat nahi padi.

Talent kut kut kar bhara hai. Ghamand kabhi nahi ki..... 😜😜😜

🤑🤑🤑Pati ne subha khus ho kar

Akbhar utha kar rashi fal pada

Likha tha

"Uchai chune ka yog"

Pati subha se pankha or makda ka jali shaf kar raha hai...😛😛😛

😌😌Aram karte karte thak gya hu soch raha hu...

Thoda Arama kar lu phir

Aram karunga..😔😔😔

Status 2020

😛😛😛Teacher - Valentine ka birodhi shabd kya hai.

Student - Quarantine

Teacher- kyse????

Student - Valentine mei sab chipak chipak kar baithte hai or Quarantine mei sab dur dur.....
😒😒😒

🙃🙃Honsla or Ghosla

Mat choriye

Sab thik ho jayega. 😕😕😕

😕😕Lockdown mei itna so liya ki sapna bhi

Repeat aane laga hai..🙃🙃

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