Best Funny Status Whatsapp.
Best Funny Status.
Funny Status ko apne whatsapp, FB mei Use karke apne profile ko jayada majedar banye or jada se jada like batoriye.
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Train me Do yatri.ЁЯЪЖЁЯЪЖ
Pahla - Whatsapp insan ko hamesa aage badata hai..
Dusra - Wo kyse????
Pahla - Muzay hi dekh lo, Do station piche utarna tha.
Whatsapp ki jai ho.ЁЯдгЁЯдгЁЯдгЁЯдг
Pahla - Whatsapp insan ko hamesa aage badata hai..
Dusra - Wo kyse????
Pahla - Muzay hi dekh lo, Do station piche utarna tha.
Whatsapp ki jai ho.ЁЯдгЁЯдгЁЯдгЁЯдг
ЁЯМНDuniya kaha se kaha pahuch gayi par...
Group ki halat abhi bhi wahiЁЯШТ hai.
Bhejne wale 8 or padne wale 60....ЁЯЧ╛ЁЯЧ╛ЁЯЧ╛ЁЯМР
Best Quotes
Best Quotes
ЁЯСЙPata nahi kaha nasib likhwate hai we log
Jinki setting whatsapp pe v ho jati hai....ЁЯШЖЁЯШЖЁЯШЖЁЯШЖ
⚛️Scientist chahe kitna v research kar le...
Lakin is baat ka pata nahi laga sakte ki..
Bharat mai log udas hone par,
Apni whatsapp DP Kyu hata dete hai.......ЁЯдФЁЯдФЁЯдФЁЯдФ
*ЁЯСЙЁЯСЙJo group members group me kuch bhejne ka yogdan nahi de sakte.
Wo kamse kam itna to jarur kare ki, Unki hosla buland karte rahe.
1.Taliyo se(ЁЯСП).
2. Pasand se(ЁЯСН)
3.Bahtarin se(ЁЯСМ)
4.Samman se(ЁЯЩП)
5.Muskurakar(ЁЯШКЁЯЩВ)
6.Hanskar(ЁЯдгЁЯШЖЁЯШВ)
Kuch wakt to gujar jayegi group me.
Khamosi mai kuch nahi rakha hai.... ЁЯШ╖*
Whatsapp Quotes
Whatsapp Quotes
ЁЯСПЁЯСПWibhin sohoro ki patniya unse kyse ladti hai:-
Pilot’s wife :- jayada mat udho
Teacher’s wife :- muzay mat sikhao
Painter’s wife :- thobda rang dungi
Dhobi’s wife :- Dho dungi
Actor’s wife :- jayada mat udo
Dentist’s wife :- Battisi tod dungi
Marwadi’s wife :- Hishab nikal dungi
Engineer’s wife :- Sare purji dhila kar dungi
Architect’s wife :- Dhang se raho warna thobda ka design badal dungi
Sunar’s wife :- Ek jad dungi
Pandit’s wife :- Ghanti baja dungi
Musicians wife :- Dhol baja dungi
Driver’s wife :- Break laga dungi
Doctors wife :- Sahi illage kar dungi
Advocate ki wife :- Appna wakalat court tak hi simit rakho !!
And the Best one…..
ЁЯСМEnglish ke alawa hindi mei kuch shabd Silent hote hai.
Jayse ki agar Dhyan diya ho to....,
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ЁЯШЛJab koi dukandar bhao karte samay kahta hai ki "aapko jada nahi lagayenge" To isme....
“Chuna” Silent shabd hota hai......ЁЯШВЁЯШГЁЯШЕ
☺️Shaadi ke samay to ye kaha jata hai ki hamari larki to "gay hai gai"
Isme "Singhwali" shabd silent hoti hai..ЁЯШЪЁЯШЪЁЯШЪ
ЁЯЩВBidai ke wakt dulhe ko kaha jata hai "khayal rakhna"
Tab ish shabd mei "aapna" silent rahta hai..ЁЯдйЁЯдйЁЯдй
ЁЯШКJab koi neta kahta hai-
"Garibi hatunga"
Tab "aapni" shabd silent hoti hai.ЁЯШЙЁЯШЙЁЯШЙ
ЁЯжМЁЯжМJaruat se jayada bhagwan ko yaad mat karo kyuki.....
Bhagwan ne yaad kiya to???
lene ke dene pad jayenge...ЁЯеХЁЯеХЁЯеХ
ЁЯНЖЁЯНЖЁЯНЖKaam aaisa karo ki
Log aapko dusre kaam ke liye bole hi nahi...ЁЯПЦ️
New Whatsapp Status
New Whatsapp Status
ЁЯЫ┤ЁЯЫ┤ЁЯЫ┤Aaj ke jamane mai saptsang usi sant ka badiya rahta hai
Jiske pandal mei garm pohe, samose, jalebi or aadrak wali chai mile.
Kiyu ki Gayan to online mil hi jati h..ЁЯШВЁЯШВ
ЁЯШЖЁЯШЖJis purush ne aaj ke samay mei Bb, nokri or smartphone
Ke bich mai tal mel baitha liya ho
Wo Purush nahi Mahapurush hota hai.ЁЯШТЁЯШТ
ЁЯШЖЁЯШЖAaj sabse badi kurbani wo hoti hai.....
ЁЯШоЁЯШоAap kitne hi aache kaam kar le,
Lekin log unhe hi yaad karte hai...
Jo udhar le kar mara ho...ЁЯдР
ЁЯдЧЁЯдЧЁЯдЧAaj kal Mata-Pita ko do he chinta hai..
Pahla - Beta internet se kya download kar raha hai
Or
Dusra- Beti kya upload kar rahi hai..ЁЯШНЁЯШНЁЯШН
ЁЯШЬЁЯШЬЁЯШЬJangle mei charne gya bail, Party mai bitha purush or Bueaty parlor mai gai ladki....
Kabhi jaldi wapas nahi aate....ЁЯШЭЁЯШЭ
ЁЯШгЁЯШгЁЯШгJab aap kisi chij ko bade siddhat se pane ki khowais kare ya kosish karte hai to wah chij,
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Usi siddhat se kuch jayada he attitude dikhane lagti hai. ЁЯШВЁЯШВ
Status 2020
Status 2020
ЁЯШЯЁЯШЯEk bewakhuf pati apni patni se
Kabhi chup chap bhi raha karo.....
Lekin aak Buddhiman pati apni patni se
Tumhara lab jab khamos rahta hai to, jada khubsurat lagti ho..ЁЯШЭЁЯШЭ
ЁЯШЮЁЯШЮAadmi apni ghar mei shirf do hi karono se khus rahta hai.
1. Jab bb "nai" ho to.
2. bb "nahi" ho to.ЁЯдпЁЯдп
ЁЯШмЁЯШмWhatsapp ke sabse bade fayde kya hai????
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Jab bahut sari ladkiya baath kar rahi hoti hai to ek bhi aawaj nahi aati.ЁЯШ╡ЁЯШ╡ЁЯШ╡
ЁЯШ│Itna to bagula bhi machli pakadne ke liye choch nahi nikalta hoga.....
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Jitna
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Ladkiya aaj kal selfi lene ke liye hoth nikalti hai..ЁЯдТЁЯдТЁЯдТ
ЁЯШЦJiwan mei ek Sacha mitra hamesa rakho
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Jis din apne yahan karela or loki ki sabji bane,
Usdin uske waha jake khana kha sako...
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Instagram status
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Instagram status
ЁЯШйЁЯШйAjay- Aapke bete ki to shadi tay to gai thi, Phir tuti kyse???
Vijay-Kya bataye, ladka to engineer hai lekin facebook pe daal rakha tha. " Mai bhi cokidar"...
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ЁЯШЯЁЯШЯЁЯШЯJab baccha jamni par gir kar rone lage to Family ka reaction.....
Others Country - Baby don't cry bol ke chocolate pakda dete hai.
Or
ЁЯШЯЁЯШЯGarmi ka kahar shuru.....
Ek aurat akele kabristhan mei ek kabra ke upar baithi thi.
Ek rahagir waha se gujar raha tha...
Rahagir ne pucha dar nahi lgta??
Ladki- Isme darne ki kya baat hai,
Aandar garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa kar baith gayi.....
Rahagir aavi bhi behos hai....ЁЯдХЁЯдХ
ЁЯШ╖ЁЯШ╖Pati - Patni ke bich kisi prakar ka zagda ho gya.....
Patni- Aab mei 10 tak ginungi......... Apne kuch nahi kaha to........ Jahar pi lungi.....
Patni- 1
Pati - Chup
Patni- 2
Pati- Chup
Patni- 3
Pati - Chup
Ab patni fut fut ke rone lagi....
Pati- Ginti gin ginti....
Patni- Acha hua aap bole mei to jahar pine hi wali thi.......
Pati ko aaj bhi is baat ka pachtawa hai...ЁЯШ╖ЁЯШ╖
Best Funny Status
ЁЯС║Ladka - Mai tum se shadi nahi kar sakta.....
Ladki - Par kyu???
Ladka - Ghar wale mana kar rahe hai...
Ladki - Kon - kon ghar par.???
Ladka- 2 bacche or 1 BB....ЁЯС╛
ЁЯдЦJo dhup mei bhi na sukhe use pasina kahte hai.....
Jo ladki aadhar card mei bhi sundar dikhe use
Hasina kahte hai...
Mask lagane ke bad
aisi feelings aati hai jaise…ЁЯдоЁЯдоЁЯдо
ЁЯдоЁЯдоChina ka ek TikTok to
Tumse uninstall hota nahi,
Or baat karte ho
China ka boycott karne ki..ЁЯдвЁЯдв
ЁЯШ╡ЁЯШ╡Pradhanmantri ne kaha tha na sabko rojgar milega.......
Sbko Docter bana diya. ЁЯШаЁЯШа
ЁЯШаЁЯШаMask pahan kar ghum rahe ho..
Mask ke fayde..
Aaj subha maine mask pahan kar chai pee
Chane ki bhi jarurat nahi padi.
Talent kut kut kar bhara hai. Ghamand kabhi nahi ki..... ЁЯШЬЁЯШЬЁЯШЬ
ЁЯдСЁЯдСЁЯдСPati ne subha khus ho kar
Akbhar utha kar rashi fal pada
Likha tha
"Uchai chune ka yog"
Pati subha se pankha or makda ka jali shaf kar raha hai...ЁЯШЫЁЯШЫЁЯШЫ
ЁЯШМЁЯШМAram karte karte thak gya hu soch raha hu...
Thoda Arama kar lu phir
Aram karunga..ЁЯШФЁЯШФЁЯШФ
Status 2020
ЁЯШЫЁЯШЫЁЯШЫTeacher - Valentine ka birodhi shabd kya hai.
Student - Quarantine
Teacher- kyse????
Student - Valentine mei sab chipak chipak kar baithte hai or Quarantine mei sab dur dur.....
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ЁЯЩГЁЯЩГHonsla or Ghosla
Mat choriye
Sab thik ho jayega. ЁЯШХЁЯШХЁЯШХ
ЁЯШХЁЯШХLockdown mei itna so liya ki sapna bhi
Repeat aane laga hai..ЁЯЩГЁЯЩГ
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